http://www.FreeiPad.enhancemylife.net -- Click to get a FREE Apple iPad Now!\n\nhttp://www.FREE1000GIFTCARD.INFO - Click to get FREE $1000 Gift Card Now!\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------\nAchmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!\n\nText:\nDashing through the sand\nwith a bomb strapped to my back.\nI have a nasty plan\nfor Christmas in Iraq.\nI got through checkpoint A,\nbut not through checkpoint B.\nThat\'s when I got shot in the ass\nby the US Military...\n\n[it\'s not funny!]\n\nOooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs\nMine blew up you see.\nWhere are all the virgins\nthat Bin Laden promised me?\nOooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs\nU.S. soldiers shot me dead.\nThe only thing that I have left\nis this towel up on my head.\n\nI used to be a man,\nbut every time I cough,\nthanks to Uncle Sam,\nmy nuts keep falling off.\nMy bombing days are done.\nI need to find some work.\nPerhaps it would be much safer\nas a convenient store night clerk.\n\nOooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs\nI think I got screwed.\nDon\'t laugh at me because I\'m dead\nor I\'ll kill you...\n\nI KILL YOUOUOU!\n\nThanks for the text, DJKrazim :)\n\nPLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS!\nGoto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!\n\n\n#12 - Most Discussed (All Time)\n#1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor\n#5 - Most Viewed (All Time)\n#44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd\n#2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor\n#1 - Top Favorites (All Time)\n#18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd\n#1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor\n#3 - Top Rated (All Time)\n#36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd\n#1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

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